PUNNY. So, you just got invited to a shindig for the ghastly celebrations this weekend and have nothing to wear and no money for a costume — what are you going to do?
You could go with the tried and true: Tape a quarter on your back and go as a QUARTERBACK, or stick a name tag to your shirt that says “NUDIST ON STRIKE.”
But those are getting old.
It’s time for a few new punny costume options, don’t you think.
For more ideas, visit www.goodhousekeeping.com/holidays/halloween-ideas/g3848/pun-halloween-costume-ideas
